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Cable News Startup Tops Ratings With Simple "Us Good, Them Bad" Programming
Network CEO says eliminating the facts altogether allows focus on all-important confirmation bias, victim mentality, and demonization.
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Jun 18, 20242 min read
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Bored with Poo-Pooing Electric Cars, Conservatives Hope to Travel Back to 1950s to Make Fun of the Computer Too
American conservative pundits and social media users are known for doing anything they can to stir up hate for today’s innovations, like...
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Jun 18, 20241 min read
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Shortage of the Word “Slams” Leaves Headline-Readers Unsure who to Hate Today
Supply chain woes stifle media's ability to keep audiences angry.
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Jan 5, 20232 min read
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Fox News Website Achieves Optimum Mix of Religious Pandering and Sexy Bikini Pics
Web editors achieve massive engagement with conservative Christian audience by combining "we love the Bible too" and "check out these hot ba
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Nov 26, 20226 min read
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First-Grader Improves 'Perfect Word of God' in 13 Seconds Using Crayon
Local kid gains attention for his courage to question "infallible" writings.
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Nov 10, 20224 min read
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'Creation Science' To Be Renamed 'Creation Picking The Answers That Make Us Feel Special'
Industry group for religious fundamentalist organizations hopes to reduce confusion by changing the terms used to describe their work.
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Oct 26, 202213 min read
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STEM Grads Hope For Careers Working On Conspiracy To Hide Flat-Earth Truth
Bright, young minds set their sights on a lifetime of lying to friends, family and everyone else, all the time.
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Oct 25, 202210 min read
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