Cable News Startup Tops Ratings With Simple "Us Good, Them Bad" Programming
Network CEO says eliminating the facts altogether allows focus on all-important confirmation bias, victim mentality, and demonization.
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American conservative pundits and social media users are known for doing anything they can to stir up hate for today’s innovations, like...
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Supply chain woes stifle media's ability to keep audiences angry.
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Fox News Website Achieves Optimum Mix of Religious Pandering and Sexy Bikini Pics
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First-Grader Improves 'Perfect Word of God' in 13 Seconds Using Crayon
Local kid gains attention for his courage to question "infallible" writings.
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'Creation Science' To Be Renamed 'Creation Picking The Answers That Make Us Feel Special'
Industry group for religious fundamentalist organizations hopes to reduce confusion by changing the terms used to describe their work.
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STEM Grads Hope For Careers Working On Conspiracy To Hide Flat-Earth Truth
Bright, young minds set their sights on a lifetime of lying to friends, family and everyone else, all the time.
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